Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things That Aren't as Scary, Maybe, Depending on How You Feel About Lost Lands, Stray Cellphones, Crea

You have to love a book that says “Hold Me” when you take off the dust jacket. The introduction by Lemony Snicket is just as good as the collection of short stories. I didn’t do the crossword at the back of the book.

By the way, since the full title won't fit in the Title spot, its:

Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things That Aren't as Scary, Maybe, Depending on How You Feel About Lost Lands, Stray Cellphones, Creatures from the Sky, Parents who Disappear in Peru, a Man Named Lars Farf, and One other Story we Couldn’t Quite Finish, So Maybe You Could Help Us Out.

Stories by Nick Hornsby, Neil Galman, Jon Scieszka, Jonathan Safran Foer and more with an Introduction and almost half a story by Lemony Snicket.